Sex Offenders Who Look Like Celebrities

Not too long ago, I discovered the National Sex Offender Registry, a powerful tool useful for keeping the public aware of the dangers of those who lived among them. Moreover, I discovered something even better, that, like normal people, there are celebrity lookalikes among the ranks of pedophiles, rapists, and Larry the Cable Guy fans. I have made it my responsibility to bring you these celebrity lookalikes to keep the public safe, so that the next time you ask for an autograph on the street, you don’t follow a Carrottop impersonator to his van for a pen. Also it amuses me, so fuck you.