June 2010
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Good afternoon, ladies and germs. As of late, I’ve gotten quite a few requests by residents for somebody from Marshfield, Massachusetts, but never been given any kind link. Finally, I decided to just go looking for myself, and when I made my long trek over to the registry, I found that the town only has one sex offender, and he doesn’t even have a picture to accompany his profile.
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Remember way back in April when I said I’d be returning to North Dakota? Well it wasn’t just tough talk, because I’m back, and I’m kicking ass and taking names. And today, that name is Jose Gutierrez of Bismarck.
On the right is Rob McElhenney, also known for playing Mac on the show he created, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. I suppose the reason...
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Everyone seated? Good. Because this could be the post that saves your child’s life. Not really, but I might as well sell it. If you turn your attention to the gentlemen below, on the left is Jeffrey D. Jones, a real piece of shit from Los Angeles who was convicted of possessing child pornography. To the right of him, playing Principal Ed Rooney in the classic Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,...
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Let's make a contest!
Well now, Cub Scouts, I bet some of you notice I haven’t updated in quite a while. Well, as I was attempting to navigate through the collapsing hell-hole that is my life, I didn’t have time to write your pee-pee jokes. Sorry. If anybody is still annoyed, feel free to apply a liberal coating of kennel lipstick and set yourself on fire. I’m sure you’ll understand me...
