January 2011
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July 2010
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Update
No, I haven’t forgotten about this site/blog whatever it be called. I’ve been working on finding new batches of folk for your amusement, but I’ve got things going on in my personal life. It’s pretty much just me working on this, people. I don’t mean to guilt trip yous guys but if you want to contribute, the e-mail address is still the same. Family Watchdog recently...
June 2010
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Good afternoon, ladies and germs. As of late, I’ve gotten quite a few requests by residents for somebody from Marshfield, Massachusetts, but never been given any kind link. Finally, I decided to just go looking for myself, and when I made my long trek over to the registry, I found that the town only has one sex offender, and he doesn’t even have a picture to accompany his profile.
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Remember way back in April when I said I’d be returning to North Dakota? Well it wasn’t just tough talk, because I’m back, and I’m kicking ass and taking names. And today, that name is Jose Gutierrez of Bismarck.
On the right is Rob McElhenney, also known for playing Mac on the show he created, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. I suppose the reason...
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Everyone seated? Good. Because this could be the post that saves your child’s life. Not really, but I might as well sell it. If you turn your attention to the gentlemen below, on the left is Jeffrey D. Jones, a real piece of shit from Los Angeles who was convicted of possessing child pornography. To the right of him, playing Principal Ed Rooney in the classic Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,...
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Let's make a contest!
Well now, Cub Scouts, I bet some of you notice I haven’t updated in quite a while. Well, as I was attempting to navigate through the collapsing hell-hole that is my life, I didn’t have time to write your pee-pee jokes. Sorry. If anybody is still annoyed, feel free to apply a liberal coating of kennel lipstick and set yourself on fire. I’m sure you’ll understand me...
May 2010
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Now, as should be evident by now, the types of characters I feature are convicted sex offenders, the types of people proven guilty by a court of law beyond reasonable doubt, and all that good shit. Recently, on the Cracked Forums, a certain fellow by the name of sickandtired posted a link in the thread about this very blog. This link gave up a list of names with pictures of female school officials...
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April 2010
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March 2010
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On our left, we have Dragon McDaniel of Richmond, VA. Around those parts, he’s known for being convicted of “carnal knowledge of a child age 13 to 15”. Looking this up, I was disappointed to read that it has nothing to do with carnies, and everything to do with statutory rape.
To our right, the handsome gentleman pictured is Emmy-Nominated Comedian Louis CK, known for his...
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In the Beginning...
Not too long ago, I discovered the National Sex Offender Registry, a powerful tool useful for keeping the public aware of the dangers of those who lived among them. Moreover, I discovered something even better, that, like normal people, there are celebrity lookalikes among the ranks of pedophiles, rapists, and Larry the Cable Guy fans. I have made it my responsibility to bring you these celebrity...
